Duluth! Maybe this new gig won't be so bad after all. First place we went was to visit the Aerial Lift Bridge, one of my favorite places in Minnesota. It was a great day to be there: bright and sunny, a cool breeze off the lake.
Aerial Lift Bridge |
Didn't happen. Instead, we headed across the bridge to the Lakehead Marina and a boat. A boat?!! Yes, a boat. A big yellow sailboat named "Big Bird". Imagine the disappointment . . . !
I will admit, however, that it was a very nice sailboat. Maybe one day the old guy and I can catch a ride on "Big Bird" out on the big lake!
Visiting Big Bird |
Warm hand, cool flowers |
Then, the old guy said, "We're going to the top of Enger Tower."
Heading to the top of Enger Tower |
But, no! The old guy, for some inexplicable reason, put me in his pocket and started to climb the tower. A long time later, he finally made it to the top and let me have a look at the view.
View from the top |
So, I told him, "Listen, if you'd just let me fly up here by myself, I could have caught a thermal off that nice warm rock you set me on for the photo. I would have soared up here effortlessly. I could have enjoyed this wonderful view with peace and quiet. But, noooo - you had to haul me up here in your pocket! Can you keep the noise down? Just a bit?!"
He said, "Watch it, Soy Bird! Don't push your luck. I hear soy is can be pretty nutritious and tasty. If you're not careful, you may just find yourself in a Soy Bird omelet come morning!"
I said, "Soy Bird?! Soy Bird?! Hey, numbskull, I'm not a "Soy Bird", I'm the SOI Bird! That's S. O. I! Not "Soy"! Geez! And, you'd better be careful, yourself! See this beak? It ain't for pecking at seeds and bugs on the ground. I'm a close cousin to the white-rumped vultures of India. You know what they are and what they do, right? No? Well, Google it, buster, keep it in mind then next time you think you've got something to say!"
Wow! And, it started off to be such a pleasant day.
3 comments:
Very clever dialog. I am enjoying the story.
Cute!
I had not seen this entry before. Very entertaining discussion. Wondering if you still have SOI?
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